Zuckerberg's Famous Pig

A certain social media has invited me to trust them with my RealID or leave. I'm undecided. Until I decide, and perhaps after, you can reach me on LinkedIn, Twitter, MeWe, or by email.

Update: I checked Facebook's list of acceptable documents and sent them some, but they neither accepted my documents nor elaborated on the cause of their dissatisfaction. Until Facebook policy changes, it will appear as if I deleted or disabled my account, and there is nothing I can do about it.