Hail, Sunna!

Thu 23 December 2021 by jillian

We almost named her "bagels," because that is what we ventured out for, but it just didn't seem to fit her. She's a golden labradoodle. We picked her up at about 6 weeks old, and she's grown quite a lot.

Do you wanna take the dog out?

Sat 11 September 2021 by jillian

Inspired by Odie <3

Do you wanna go and potty?
Do you wanna make a poo?
I think you really should---
It would be really good---
We're all waiting on you.
If you don't, we'll all be awake within an hour or two…
Do you wanna go and potty?
It …

Zuckerberg's Famous Pig

Thu 25 March 2021 by jillian

A certain social media has invited me to trust them with my RealID or leave. I'm undecided. Until I decide, and perhaps after, you can reach me on LinkedIn, Twitter, MeWe, or by email.

Update: I checked Facebook's list of acceptable documents and sent them some, but they neither accepted …

Rhymin' and Stealin'

Thu 03 December 2020 by jillian

Hat tip to the Beastie Boys...

My package is loaded, I spun up my Docker
Proprietary data in encrypted Bitlocker
Buildin' and shippin' in an unknown state
And I'll be testin' in prod all the way to Hel's gate.

Jessie's Squirrel

Sat 07 November 2020 by jillian

Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel and she wants to make him dine
And she's feeding him all that rice
And she's bringing him all those tacos, I …

Eine Kleine Coronamusik

Sun 19 April 2020 by jillian

There once was a land of the free,
Provided thou wast Bourgeoisie.
But then 'Rona came,
And made everything lame.
So now it's not all about thee.

A reality host so clever
Convinced fans the' Rona would never.
So now 'Rona's here,
Folk scream "hold my beer
Or we'll lose …

Coronavirus: Hoax or PsyOps?

Sat 11 April 2020 by jillian

Now that the social media disinformation campaign has been successful enough that our adversaries are convinced to ignore Facebook, blogs, and other "crowdsourced" beacons of truth, we can finally share the stark reality about the "Coronavirus Pandemic."

The coronavirus is an elaborate, global PsyOps campaign. There's an alien armada in …

Coffee

Thu 06 February 2020 by jillian

>> A pretty waitress refills your coffee cup.
>> Shutting down to shut down command by Valkyrie from localhost.
% Connection to ch7 closed by foreign host.
---- No world ----

Chili Queens

Mon 02 December 2019 by jillian

For an authentic Texas bowl of red, one must start with the fundamentals: meat and chili paste. This means that exotic foreign ingredients, such as dried rocoto mixed with a blend of ground kangaroo and zebra, can be an excellent foundation. Resist the temptation to add Texas native ingredients like …

Xanadu

Thu 19 September 2019 by jillian

In Xanadu did Kublet Khan
A stately Superdome decree:
Where Alef, the gilded river, ran
Through systems measureless on LAN
Down to Limbo and C.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With blades and towers were girdled round;
And there were rooms alight with blinking thrills,
Where blossomed mininally …